17 Awkward Things Guys Won’t Mention About Their Wangs

You may think you’ve unlocked the mysteries of the male member (and its two friends,) but you’d be mistaken.  From playing hide-and-seek with our woodies to the patented scratch-and-sniff crotch adjustment, here we run down 17 completely awkward things guys don’t want to mention about their wangs.  Gird your loins.

Which of these surprised you the most? Do you have any more to add to the list? Share your wang revelations in the comments!