Innocent Phrases That Sound Completely Dirty

People routinely say a lot of harmless things that sound like dirty obscenities without even realizing it.  Take, for instance, the expression, “Polishing the wood.”  Exactly.  Here, we call out 15 innocent phrases that are actually sound completely dirty.  Caution: Prepare to never speak feely again.

What other innocent phrases sound completely dirty? Share them below!